AS HEARD ON WYGY-FM, CINCINNATI

I get it. It was a publicity stunt. For a celebrity, being a has been and not be famous anymore is a fate worse than death. That's why you're willing to do anything, at any time, in front of anybody to stay famous. Thank God I don't have to live my life that way.

If you only knew how detached from mainstream, civilized society you are, you'd need more therapy than you're already getting. But you don't know, because your vision of America is so twisted you wouldn't know blue from pink, much less right from wrong.

You think everybody thinks like you and your friends do. That's why you thought we'd think it's so cool to show your breast to children on a worldwide telecast.

Well if you think that's what we wanted to see, why didn't you keep it on your own little playpen of degradation, MTV? We know what to expect there, that's why we avoid that channel. No, you had to ambush us in the middle of a family entertainment show like the Super Bowl. You had to take something decent families share together and filth it up…because that's all you know to do. You pollute anything you can get your hands into.

You can say Mike you're just a prude, that's all you are, an old fashioned prude. Well first of all, name calling doesn't bother me a bit because I'm not still in junior high school. And second of all, if thinking adults exposing children to sex and nudity is wrong makes me a prude, I want to be the official prude Captain of America. Where I'm from, it's called pedophilia and not only should you and those responsible not be rich and famous, you should be behind bars.

It ain't free speech when you're selling sex to my kids so no, I'm not willing to protect your right to do it. You've only gotten away with it because decent and moral people don't speak up and call you what you are.

The biggest tragedy is, you didn't even need to do this. You're an enormously talented person who took the talents God gave her and is serving somebody else with them.

You, and Justin Timberlake, and MTV and everybody else who secretly want to be pornographers, and who think we're all stupid rubes that can be lied to whenever you feel like it, need an extreme change in your lives. I hope it happens, but until it does, I've got to keep my kids as far away from you and anything you touch as I can. Kids can't avoid what you people put out because it's literally everywhere, in their face. But I can teach my kids what it is you're really doing…using them and lying to them to take their money and get them to worship you. My kids are smart, they'll get it. I just pity the kids who don't have parents willing to protect them against you.

Am I overreacting? You'd love to have me think that so I'll shut up and let you keep on doing what you're doing wouldn't you? Yeah, I'm only one guy but for me, that ain't gonna happen. How about I get in your face for a change?